Somewhere over the rainbow…..

April 24th, 2012

Sadly, I believe that it is now incumbent upon me to offiicially admit that life isn’talways  perfect in Sainte-Foy-La-Grande.  At least not this trip.  We arrived home to Les Terraces to the sort of weather that we have come to expect from spring in Aquitaine – clear sunny, but cool, mornings; lovely sunny hot afternoons and almost freezing nights.  That lasted 3 days, I think.  Since then we’ve had rain and more rain.  We’ve had driving wind, grey skies and more cold than Graham and I have endured in many years.  Worse still, our guests have been looking at their weather back home (in Canada) and discovering that it’s lovely there!

However, our area of France has been very low on rainfall for the past few years and this weather has been badly needed so we really can’t complain.  Well, we can, but it does no good at all.  And without it the grape harvest this year might be dire, so we’re not really griping.  I lie too.

I really wanted to get out and take photos of all of the wonderful spring flowers we’ve seen since our arrival: primroses, bluebells (a few memorable plants), daffodills, apple blossom, the drifts of cherry blossom on the pavements, tulips, forsythia, catkins and, just yesterday, cowslips.  They are so beautiful to behold.  So are the stunning crisp greens of new leaves on the trees.  But taking a walk to take pictures of these beauties in the rain has been more than this particular princesss has been prepared to do.  Sorry.  But I did catch a rainbow:

rainbow over port sainte foy

It hasn’t all been bad and I, for one, don’t actually mind the miserable weather.  After 24 years of life in the tropics it’s a not-unpleasant novelty, but it has definitely made Graham question the wisdom of a permanent move here.  He HATES cold, grey rainy days.  Cold, grey rainy months are simply not to be countenanced.  Houston: we may have a problem here!

So, what have we managed to do in this inclement weather?  Mo and two friends came to stay for a few nights at the beginning of our stay.  My father came and spent 10 days with us.  To his enormous surprise he wasn’t involved in a single bit of maintenance, but then we did nothing more than take a run out to enjoy lunch at Le Table Rouge on Easter Monday, which was mercifully fair for the weather and Kate’s food was sublime, as always.  We also made it to Monpazier, arriving just as the heavens opened. But that’s a story for another post.

Now, sad to say, we’re counting down the days til we return to Tortola.  I still don’t want to leave (the rain and cold are OK), but needs must.  We’ve work to do.  Bills to pay and all that good stuff.

 

 

Movie ratings

April 7th, 2012

Graham and I have built a fairly comprehensive DVD library for our guests at Les Terraces.  We’ve a good range of the best of modern British cinema with Calendar Girls, Brassed Off and The Full Monty to name a few.  And then we’ve a whole raft of American-made films, such as The Devil Wears Prada, As Good As It Gets, The Bucket List and so on.  One of our favourites is “A Good Year“.  It isn’t a ‘chick flick’ and it isn’t a Terminator-style action-movie either.  All credit due to Peter Mayle for writing an excellent story and to the producers for turning it into an excellent film.  So why this post?  It’s simple – in 2 years of owning the house A Good Year is the only film that we’ve had to replace twice.  In fact, it’s the only film that we’ve ever had to replace, period.  If there were to be an Oscar for the most stolen film, A Good Year would win it hands down.  Maybe next year the Academy can start a new award, what do you think? I agree, I don’t think they’ll go for it either.

I’m off to London to meet a client next week.  I’m wondering if I should buy it one last time ….. Maybe, maybe not.

So, our first weekend back in France was glorious.  It was chilly in the mornings, but sunny, and the afternoons were wonderful.  However, the tail end of the week has been somewhat less than we have become accustomed to.  I feel like Nanouk of the North wrapped in countless layers of singularly less than attractive, but warm and practical, clothes (including one rather holey sock!).  On a positive note we’ve checked out all of the fires and they’re all working well.  So is the new shower that Robin installed in February (when it was really cold here).  It looks great and has inspired us to start giving serious consideration to the next tranche of improvements that we’d like to make to the house ….. watch this space for details!

Oh, well, time for me to resume my “Milly the maid” role and fold the laundry and make a bed.  It’s a really glamourous life here in Sainte-Foy-La-Grande!

Morning walk

March 22nd, 2012

We have two completely different ways of living, depending upon whether we’re in Sainte-Foy-La-Grande or the British Virgin Islands.  Sort of goes without saying, doesn’t it?  Or, as some might say “talk about the bleedin’ obvious!”  But the differences are enormous.  Rest assured, I’m not going to bore you with the details, but just share my morning walk on Tortola with you.

In France I sleep like a log.  My head hits the pillow and I don’t normally stir until the blackbird in whose territory Les Terraces falls starts singing his heart out at a relatively civilised hour.  Here in the BVI things are quite different.  Often I wake between 2 and 3 AM.  Sometimes I can fall back to sleep.  More often than not I can’t.  As my life in Tortola is generally spent sat at a desk, as opposed to running around like a mad thing doing maintenance and stuff in Sainte-Foy, I take the opportunity to take some much-needed exercise while it is still cool and before most of the wild drivers are abroad.

The problem with walking at 5AM, other than a grumbling Graham, is that there’s seldom anything to see except stars.  Don’t get me wrong – I love looking at the stars.  The challenge is walking safely and star-gazing simultaneously!  However, this Sunday I slept in until 5:45!!! Whoopee!  Now that it is spring sunrise happens at about 6:20, which meant that it was light when I left home so I decided to take my camera with me so that perhaps I could share my walk, well bits of it anyway, with you.

This is normally the most I see on my walk! Yes, I know that it's a pointless picture, but the human eye sees more than a mid-range camera.

So, I walk westwards following the coastline for about a mile or so to a place known as Duff’s Bottom.  Here there is a little old concrete bungalow that used to have a nice view to the west.  However a church decided to build a recreation centre on landfill right in front of their view (we won’t go into how they got permission, but suffice it to say that religion in the Islands is a BIG deal).  This is what I saw the other morning:

Says it all really, doesn't it?

Not far from the cottage I turn up a small hill.  About 75% of the time I find a little flock of goats at the crest.  Normally they lie quietly until you get within about 25 feet of them and then they scatter down the hill into the safety of what we call “catch-and-keep”, otherwise known as acacia.

This baby was the last to bolt under the crash barrier

A little further along the road is an exemplary example of DIY house-building local-style:

This house has been under construction for over 10 years!

A little further is another landmark …. a roof that blew off someone’s house in the hurricanes of 1996, Louis & Marilyn.  It remains where it landed.

Roof at rest. I wonder what lives underneath it now?

Now we come to something I’d never have seen had I not taken a walk in daylight and had my camera with me – the camera made me look at my surroundings more carefully to see if there was anything that might interest you.  Ready?

Mystery fruit. If you've any idea what it might be please send me a note!

So, further still is a rare historical artifact that is in astonishingly good condition.  It is, I think, an old sugar copper set over its original fire pit.

Massive copper boiling pan set on a fire pit. Brownie points ifyou can spot the rooster without zooming in on the picture.

We’re on the last third of my walk now.  Well, almost.  The next “land-mark” is the spray painted bonnet of an old VW Beetle.  I remember when it was a much-prized feature of a working car.

Bonnet of a Beetle with Rasta imagery spray-painted on it.

I love the scent of Frangipani, but refrain from picking it. It’s so much prettier on the tree.  But the tree isn’t very pretty as caterpillars eat all of the leaves.

Frangipani in bloom - too high for a scratch-n-sniff picture, sorry.

We’re almost at the down-hill section and on our way home.  The next sight was a huge sailing ship coming down the channel.  It’s a cruise ship, I think. It never came into the harbour.

not a bad view for the walk home, is it?

So, to coin a  phrase, it’s all downhill from here!  I pass by the hotel that Graham managed for decades and despair at how dilapidated it has become and then past a little marina where there are several boats sunk or sinking.  Here’s one:

Sad, huh? Just around the corner is a ferry in the same condition!

So that’s it.  We’re nearly home now.  On the way up the garden path I feed the cats and walk upstairs to the sitting-room (ours is an upside-down house),  just in time to see the best of a not great sunrise.

Happy Sunday.

Ready to go home again

March 5th, 2012

It has been five very long months since we left Les Terraces on a sleepy Sunday morning at the beginning of October and each day that has passed has been quietly checked off the mental calendar.  We didn’t dare consider counting down until we’d booked the flights back, which we did in January.  But then we were still thinking in months.  We’re now ticking off the weeks until our departure, and before we know it we’ll finally be down to days.  Yippee.  There’s so much to be looking forward to.

My parents have just returned from 2 weeks at the house.  They kindly made time to go down so that Robin could rip out the appallingly bad shower installation done by our cowboy contractor and his sub-contractors in the ground floor bathroom.  Even he was stunned by what he found once he started ripping the shower out …… no bedding for the shower tray and drainage that went “uphill” instead of down were the two most egregious failures.  There were many more.  However, the good news is that we now have a bright, spacious and swanky new shower that doesn’t leak into the hall.  Thank you very, very much Robin for all of your hard work and expertise.  Trudi says that the shower is lovely.  Can’t wait to see and photograph it ourselves.

The weather in Sainte-Foy-La-Grande has improved significantly in the last ten days.  I have to say that much as we wanted to be back there sooner we’re not sad to have missed the wicked cold described in the last post.  We will be sufficiently challenged by the wide range of temperatures that we will experience upon our retun later this month with night-time lows as low as -2°C and highs of 21°C.  That’s a pretty wide range and means that we’ll be wearing lots of layers.

We’re heartened by the number of bookings that we have for this year.  We’re far from being fully booked, but we are pleased to have received a fairly steady stream of enquiries …… please keep them coming, folks!  Hope to see you soon.

Its cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey!

February 11th, 2012

Well, happy February.  I’m writing this blog post from a slightly steamy Road Town.  However, in France, as with the majority of western Europe over the last ten days, it has been a very different story, hence the title of this post.  Perhaps you’re wondering “How cold is cold?” given that I have a propensity to complain if the mercury drops below 70°F, which is about 21°C for those of you who are accustomed to more modern measurements!  Try -17°C (with the wind-chill factored in).  That’s cold in anyone’s books, I’m sure.  Cold enough, perhaps, for the (cannon) balls to topple from the brass monkey in which they were stored.

It has been enough for us to be more than a little concerned, particularly as we had guests who arrived at Les Terraces on Wednesday night.  Inevitably, they experienced some delays in their departure from Gatwick, and didn’t reach Sainte-Foy-La-Grande until much later than anticipated.  It has been so cold that no-one has been going out at night, so the restaurants have all been closing early, which meant that we were scrambling to find them somewhere to eat (not easy on a freezing February night after 9, let me tell you).  However, we did (praise the Lord).

My Thursday began at 05:10, with a phone call to let me know that a pipe in the house had frozen and the electrics were on the blink.  Fortunately, I’m quick to wake up and got right on the case with Trudi, giving her the number of the tradesmen we use for those problems.  Our concern, apart from the well-being of our guests, was that as so many people had been affected with frozen pipes (Robin & Trudi included) that we might not be able to get the plumber out.  As it turns out, we were lucky and M. Pasquon had someone to us before lunch-time and sorted everything out for us.

Two days later the temperatures haven’t improved much.  The forecast low for tonight is -11°C, and the happy souls in the weather centre are forecasting more snow at the beginning on the week.  Lets hope they are wrong about that.  Fingers crossed.

As I don’t have any of my own photos of the snow I’ve taken the liberty of borrowing a couple from Trudi:

Sunday's snowfall of about 5cm

Trudi has a great eye for beauty, don't you think?

I have to say that I don’t fancy being a stall-holder at tomorrow’s market.  I think I’d be inclined to say “Humbug” at 5AM, roll over and go back to sleep, wouldn’t you?  I’ll bet that there are lots of people clustered around the rotisserie vans.  Without doubt they will be the warmest place in the market.

Wintry weather does have a few benefits – at this time of year it is possible to order “vin chaud” in our local bar.  There is nothing quite like a glass of aromatic mulled wine to warm the cockles of your heart.  I could even brave the arctic weather for one, I think.

Happy New Year

January 14th, 2012

I don’t know where the last three weeks have gone, but they’ve flown by.  I hope that your festive season was enjoyable.  So, did you make any New Year’s resolutions?  We didn’t, but we probably ought to have.  Something’s just occurred to me: why is it that when we do resolve to do something it is always something (sort of) negative, or hard to do.  Something that requires us to deprive ourselves somehow, like losing weight, or drinking less, or watching less TV, or going to the gym more?  Why don’t we ever resolve to kiss the person you love more often, or to watch the sun set every evening, or jump in puddles???  Surely if our resolutions were pleasurable we’d be able to keep them longer?  What do you think?

One of the things about France that has long held our curiosity is “why do the French lay their tables with the tines of the forks facing downwards?”  Another is “Why are the handles of the knives often shaped so that when laid on the table the cutting edge of the blade is uppermost?”  Finally, I found an answer to the first question in an interview with Geneviève d’Angenstein, of L’Ecole Française de la Courtoisie et du Protocole that was published in the The Connexion.  Apparently, laying the table with the points facing up is deemed to be impolite,  aggressive and VERY bad form!  Who knew?  Actually, I suspect that it stems from the French aristocracy’s tendency to have the family coat of arms on the underside of the handles of their cutlery and this was a way of showing them off.  I also learned that in polite society sitting at the the dining table with your hands in your lap is rude.  I wonder why?  There are all sorts of other insights into what constitute good manners and etiquette, such as when to bise, when and how and who makes the decision to shift from the formal ‘vous’ to the familiar ‘tu’ and more.  If you’d like to read the full article you can find it here.  I’d be interested to hear your thoughts on the article.  I found it interesting as well as edifying.

Did you see the stories in the news about the Boulangerie Bandit who has been hitting bakeries in Paris?  Puts a whole new spin on the traditional hold-up line: “Your croissant or your life!” If you don’t believe me Google it, or you can follow this link to where I first read about him.  I promise that it’s true.  He struck most recently just two days ago.  Let’s hope that he doesn’t inspire someone to do similarly in Sainte-Foy-La-Grande.

Well, I think that’s it for today.  We’ve booked our tickets for our return to Les Terraces, but I’m not counting down the days.  Yet.  Maybe we’ll see you there?

Season’s Greetings

December 23rd, 2011

This may be the last blog post of 2011.  All depends upon how busy the festive season becomes.  At this point we’re not expecting to be busy, which is just fine.  For the first time ever we find ourselves as “empty-nesters” as Mo elected to spend the Christmas holiday in the UK.  Rather than going down to spend the holidays with my parents Mo has taken up an internship in the neuroscience department at university.  When I quizzed him on the phone yesterday about his plans for Christmas Day I was informed that he’s going to a friend’s house, nothing more.  We shan’t worry about him, but it will be very odd not making up a batch of his favourite  breakfast of Eggs Benedict, which has been our traditional Christmas morning breakfast ever since he discovered them at the grand old age of three.

We’ve had a good year at Les Terraces.  Graham was delighted by the changes we made to the second floor terrace and the uninterrupted views over the Dordogne that we now enjoy while seated.  Robin and Edward’s work was of the high standard that we have come to expect of them and we owe them a great deal of thanks for taking roughly executed drawings and creating something that is aesthetically very pleasing and in keeping with the house.  This year we’ve been lucky enough to host guests from Australia, Ireland, the US, Antigua and the UK.  Sadly, we weren’t able to meet all of them, but thoroughly enjoyed those we did meet.

We also experienced our first ever Bastille Day in France.  The communes of Sainte-Foy-La-Grande and Sainte-Foy-et-Ponchapt put on a superb firework display right opposite the house, so we enjoyed outstanding views.  As we were preparing for Mo’s 18th birthday party dinner (he was born on Bastille Day) we didn’t have the opportunity to go into Sainte-Foy and see what activities were going on and, sadly, we won’t be able to in 2012 as work will keep us here in Tortola until the end of July.  Hey, ho.  Such is life.

However, we are beginning to contemplate travelling back to Europe for Christmas 2012 … my parents will be marking their 30th wedding anniversary and, as Graham’s sister can no longer travel happily, we may spend Christmas in the North with her before flying home in time to host the New Year’s Day party that we inherited from a very good friend.  We’ll see.  Of course, there would be a weekend between my parents’ anniversary and Christmas that we could spend at Les Terraces, which is VERY tempting!

So, just in case I don’t write again before 2012 arrives, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.  May 2012 bring you health and happiness.

Very best wishes

Alex

PS: If you needed any encouragement to head to Les Terraces for Christmas, here’s some that I found in the UK’s Daily Telegraph.   We could be home at lunch time on Christmas Eve if we left now!!  Dream on ……

Odds and sods.

December 13th, 2011

With my novel-writing marathon behind me I’m plugging along at the book at a more measured pace and, joy of joys, back to reading.  I am a voracious reader, normally devouring something close to 3 books a week.  One of those readers who even finishes books that they don’t like.  Why?  Just to see if I can work out why I don’t like it.  I believe that in the last decade there is only one book that I have put down as frankly unreadable.  However, the second may be on the floor at the side of the bed at this very moment.

The Alien one passed on a book to  me the other day which I have loved.  It is Elizabeth Romer’s “The Tuscan Year”  (Orion books).  It has been a wonderfully evocative and inspiring read.  One that I have decided won’t be passed on.  Instead, it will travel to Sainte-Foy-La-Grande with us next Easter and live on the bookshelves of the second floor of Les Terraces.  In her chapter on September Mrs. Romer writes of foraging for mushrooms and includes some wonderful recipes, plus a very useful nugget of information about ceps (or porcini as they’re known in Italy) that I’m sharing with you now:

“The dark drier specimens are however preferred to the softer bronze-headed variety whose spores become a soft spongy olive green with age.  This is because the darker variety are harder and less likely to be attacked by grubs.”

When you’re paying up to €20 a kilofor ceps this is very useful, valuable even,  information, trust me.  I had to rush to salvage several that went spongy very quickly in September.  She also gives a marvelous recipe for grilled porcini, which I share with you here….

Grilled Porcini (per person)

1 large, or 2 smaller, porcini
1 large clove of garlic
1/4 handful of fresh parsley, mint or savory
salt & pepper
2 tbsp olive oil.

Clean the mushroom caps and slice the stems off close to the cap (note from me: dry these to use in hearty meaty winter stews, yummy).  Cut the cloves of garlic into slivers and pierce the caps with the slivers of garlic, pushing them into the flesh.  Chop the fresh herb and mix with the salt and pepper (fresh ground black is preferable).  Turn the porcini so that they are gill side up and press the herb mixture into them.  Finally, drizzle the olive oil over both surfaces of each cap and leave to marinate for 10-15 minutes before grilling them – ideally over a wood fire, basting with more oil as they cook.

Serve with excellent bread to mop up the juices.

Roll on September 2012.  I can’t wait to try them like this.  In fact, I may have to try this out with the Portabellas that we get here in the meantime.

On another (totally unrelated) matter, there has been an abandoned television bobbing in our corner of the harbour for the past 3 weeks.  I hadn’t thought that they were so air-tight that one could float for so long.  And before anyone makes any comments, no, it wasn’t wearing the life jacket that is alongside it!

our nice clean harbour!

our nice clean harbour

Also, I discovered someone new working in our office yesterday.  He was hiding under a load of paper.  Fortunately, we don’t have to pay him much:

lizard

Free pest control. He's no good with paperwork, but loves eating mosquitoes

Bragging rights

November 29th, 2011

OK.  I’ll keep this short and sweet.  No drum-roll or fanfare needed:

There! I did it!

Now all that remains is to actually finish the story.  Then we’ll see if it can really be a book.  However, I understand that as a competition winner I can receive (free of charge) 5 printed and bound copies of it.  Anyone want to design a cover for me?

And now….. back to reality.  Our friend Cynthia has breast cancer.  Last month, the day before her 41st birthday, surgeons here removed her left breast.  Biopsies of the lymph nodes they took out at the same time reveal that she  now has to undergo chemo, possibly radiation too.  As she has no health insurance and this treatment isn’t available in the little backwater that we call home we’re doing fundraising events for her, starting with one this weekend.  Time for me to get cooking, as we think that we need to raise $20,000 for her.

Going AWOL

November 26th, 2011

I know that there are precisely three regular readers of this blog.  No, four.  My mother – hi Mor, Judy, Mary and Trudi.  Hi Ladies.  Happy belated Thanksgiving, Judy & Mary.  Hugs to you T.

You may be wondering where I’ve been for the last month, as you’ve not seen anything posted here.  I do have an excuse, honest I do.  You see, I set myself a challenge this year. Or, more accurately, I accepted one.  That challenge was to write a 50,000 word novel in 30 days.  Why?  Just to see if I could.  So instead of laying down 500 or so words about life at Les Terraces, or the occasional BVI vignette once a week/fortnight I’ve been perched on the edge of the settee in the wee hours of the morning before the sun comes up crafting some form of a novel.

The inspiration for this challenge came one slow day in the office when I was looking for God-knows-what on the Internet and I stumbled upon a reference to National Novel Writing Month (www.NaNoWriMo.org).  As each of you ladies is well aware I’m a blonde singularly lacking in imagination … you can make your comments at the foot of this post, don’t save them as silent speech bubbles, please (you might give me some pithy comments that I can use in a book later).  I decided to embark upon the venture.  For the record, Graham thinks I’m nuts, but he did read everything that I’d written up to the half-way point in one day.  He has some catching up to do.

It has been a fascinating journey.  As of 5:15 when I slipped out of bed and re-started my computer I had 44,726 words under my belt.  The end is in sight.  No, the goal posts are in sight and I’ll score a goal on my first try, but the book, I have discovered, isn’t half way to being a complete story.  What is mind blowing is that the NaNo web site reveals that there have been 2,388,484,748 words written by participants around the globe.  Two and a quarter billion words!  It’s pretty awe inspiring (or daunting, depending upon your perspective).

So my apologies if you’ve been missing my drivel.  At least you now know why.  I’ll be back soon.  I promise!  Now, back to work.  Byeee.